LOVE. YOUR. CELLS.
Dealing with serious shit in a more playful way so you can finally break the patterns that have kept you stuck.
CUT THROUGH COMPLEXITY
LIGHTEN UP THE DARK PLACES WITH HUMOR + CURIOSITY
ADDRESS MENTAL + PHYSICAL HEALTH
BECOME A CONFIDENT + SELF-LOVING BADASS
THIS PROGRAM IS FOR YOU
YOUR BODY IS YOUR FRENEMY
(or just plain enemy)
YOU DONT' KNOW WHAT TO EAT ANYMORE
YOU'RE TIRED OF EVERYTHING TAKING SO LONG TO WORK
YOU FEEL LIKE YOU'VE TRIED EVERYTHING (and nothing really works)
YOU'RE TIRED OF BEING PISSED OFF, SERIOUS, OR STRESSED ALL THE TIME
YOU'RE READY TO CHAGNE BUT DON'T KNOW WHERE TO START
LEARN TO LOVE YOURSELF INTO THE CHANGE YOU'D LIKE TO SEE
♥︎ INCREASE CONFIDENCE + SELF-ESTEEM—SELF-LOVE AND HOW TO "FILL UP" FROM THE INSIDE.
♥︎ LAUGH + SMILE MORE—
ELEVATE + STABILIZE THOUGHTS AND EMOTIONS.
♥︎ RECONNECT WITH YOUR LIGHTER SIDE—ENJOY YOUR IMAGINATION, SILLY, CREATIVE, PLAYFUL, AND HOPEFUL SIDES AGAIN.
♥︎ UNDERSTAND + APPREICATE YOUR BODY—
SHED EXTRA WEIGHT + DROP "ISSUES" AND SYMPTOMS LIKE A HOT POTATO.
♥︎ EFFECTIVELY SUPPORT YOUR CHILD(REN)—
BE A MODEL OF HEAL + HEALING (not just an advocate).
♥︎ LIVE ON YOUR TERMS—REALEASE CHILDHOOD + TRAUMA PROGRAMMING TO IMPROVE BOUNDARIES AND END COMPULSIVE BEHAVIORS.
NOURISH YOUR WHOLE HUMAN BEING
🤍 mind + body health education
🤍 mental + emotional balancing techniques
🤍 physical + spiritual practices
🤍 individual + group coaching
🤍 community + solo activities
🤍 badass + beautiful sharing
🤍 personal + relationship benefits
LOVE YOUR CELLS
♥︎ DIFFERENT: A more playful approach to handling tough stuff.
The research is clear: we learn fastest through play. This includes learning new skills and responses to trauma and triggers.
Few programs are trauma-informed, and even fewer incorporate play. This program addresses challenging habits and emotions with care + creativity so that you don't have to deal with them anymore.
♥︎ EASY: Learn how to change shit with ease.
Dr. JOYLYN Sparkles explains things in a way that makes them accessible and easy to understand, releasing you from judgment that has kept you stuck in the past.
When you understand the process of change, it gets easier to make progress and you are able to sustain the gains you've worked so hard to achieve.
♥︎
INTEGRATIVE + INCLUSIVE
Using what works so it will work for you.
This is no one-size-fits-all program.
Combining naturopathic medicine, spiritual practices, athletic training, improv comedy, and more to address the heart of your issues.
You get new information and new ways to use what you've already tried so that you can get the results you seek.
♥︎ COMMITMENT
Dedicated coaching + community for a full year.
Get the time you need to learn, practice, and stablize new skills and ways of thinking, being, and relating. .
With both individual and group coaching offering personal attention and community support, you will gain confidence in your ability to handle anything and create everything your precious heart desires.
♥︎ EXPERIENTIAL
Get out of your head and into your life.
Instead of getting lost in thought or theory, you get built-in practice time to play with the information, tools, and techniques that lead to lasting change.
You will finally appreciate yourself and your body because you will see and feel success.
♥︎ TIMELESS
Change fast and get results that last.
Putting happiness first means you get to be happier right away.
This Future Forward Focus™ approach also gets your subconscious working for you, so there is less resistance.
With more traction with less effort, you become intrinsically motivated (motivated by your own success, instead of needing a kick in the ass) and you are able to sustain the gains you've worked so hard to achieve.
Dr. JOYLYN Sparkles
YOUR COACH | SELF-LOVE SPECIALIST
I learned the hard way so you don’t have to: happiness doesn't come from being serious or fixing problems.
Happiness is having all of you— allowing space for all the feels while still being able to prioritize your future + your JOY
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I've taken my life experience, medical training + insatiable science nerd interest in quantum physics and social sciences, and mixed in some improv comedy practices to create the Love Your Cells program so you can finally know what self-love is and get it in your life.
You can be confident + happy AF. I can help get you there faster.
BODY + MIND + SPIRIT
Everything is a call for more love, but knowing how or what that really means can be very frustrating and overwhelming.
Learning how your physiology and chemistry play into this and how to use it to help you get through and go beyond is different than anything else available. It’s time to "get it out of theory and into practice” and make youre dreams—happiness, health, ease—real for you.
Combining naturopathic medicine with coaching and quantum physics; and spiritual modalities—introducing the use of your superconscious to direct and help the subconscious, to finally be free from some of the things that you have experienced and been struggling to change. Such as:
♡ Re-wire the nervous system to release trauma patterning (and early childhood programming)
♡ Release weight + improve fitness + balance hormones
♡ Resolve stress and unhealthy coping behaviors like compulsive eating, perfectionism, negative thinking, relationship distraction, etc
♡ Balance your moods and emotions
♡ Revive your enthusiasm for life
♡ More/Other
LOVE YOUR CELLS
♥︎ Group Coaching
TWO WEEKLY SESSIONS with Dr. JOYLYN Sparkles! (via Zoom) Mondays at 4pm PST and Thursdays 12pm PST.
(Live participation is strongly encouraged. Only Thursday sessions are recorded and available for replay.)
♥︎ One-on-One Time
Bi-weekly personal coaching session with Dr. JOYLYN Sparkles. Get personalized attention and coaching tailored to you unique personality, needs, and goals.
♥︎ Coach In Your Back Pocket Access
You will have direct access to Dr. JOYLYN Sparkles through a direct messaging platform.
♥︎ Customized Content
In this pioneering program, you will direct the coaching conversations AND content creation for the Love Your Cells library.
HERE’S HOW YOU KNOW IT WORKS
WHY IT WORKS
WE IDENTIFY AND ADDRESS THE ROOT CAUSE
We do more than just target problem behaviors. Our process includes finding the actual root CAUSE—the unconscious, hidden patterns that undermine your confidence and sabotage success. This is how we’ve helped so many people get changes that last when other methods didn’t work.
WE FOCUS ON THE FUTURE
Conventional methods focus on the problem and the past that created it, but that actually keeps you stuck in that very same problem. Changing your focus to the future immediately gets you out of your stuck spot, gives the motivation you need to move forward, and dramatically shortens the distance between where you are and where you’d like to be.
WE INSPIRE CONFIDENCE
Despite how you might feel right now, you are not “broken” and it IS possible to turn things around. You’ve got what it takes to bring laughter and joy back to your life, and our coaching will give you the confidence and tools to believe in yourself and do just that.
WE KEEP IT SIMPLE AND RESULTS ARE QUICK
Resolving the patterns that sabotage relationships and success does not have to be difficult or take a long time. Coaching includes simple, targeted changes to improve confidence and communication habits, along with coaching to release buried or hidden trauma and outdated points of view—“baggage”— to confront detrimental patterns head on. My clients often see improvements within days to weeks, not months or years.
FREQUENTLY ASKED QUESTIONS
HOW MUCH DOES THIS PROGRAM COST?
Love Your Cells requires a $2700 investment (paid in full); or you can split it into 3 monthly payments of $999 ($2997 total), if needed.
Badasses who have completed one or more 3+ month program with the HAPPINESS clinic will only pay $2400, regardless of choice to pay in full or monthly.
Monthly payment plan will require a credit card on file.
Bring any remaining questions or concerns to your Call for Clarity.
HOW LONG DOES IT TAKE TO SEE RESULTS?
Bottom Line: You will get out what you put in.
The Good News: This program is trauma-informed and designed to work WITH you + FOR you to recalibrate your nervous system, integrate and lean on any and all previous growth/development work you’ve done, and restore connection and flow so you can move around + go beyond resistance and limiting beliefs that have held you back before.
The TYPICAL experience: Most, if not all clients have reported significant change in the first session (with numerous reports of getting more out of the first session than in a year or more of therapy). You will notice a shift within the first three sessions.
*Please note that the results you seek may not be the first or only results you notice.
The work is internal first, the behaviors and outward expressions will move from there.
Within the program you will be shown a way to mark and measure success so that you will know if + when you are on/off track to course correct (or celebrate! 🥳) as needed without significant hinderance or delay.
*Because of the complex nature of trauma, resolution may not be complete in 3 months time, but the work you do in the program will continue to work long after you complete the program.
Success and happiness are inevitable with continued and repeated application of self-love concepts and tools you will learn in the program.
WILL THIS WORK FOR ME/MY ISSUE?
Yes…if you believe it will and do the work.
When you do the work, sh*t will change.
This program is designed with a Future Forward Focus ™ approach and boatloads of trauma-informed coaching and support to keep you looking up + forward, moving through and beyond resistance into a Self-Loving Badass, actively creating the future you desire.
If you’re unsure, schedule a Call for Clarity and we’ll talk about your concerns and find a resource that is a good fit for your needs (whether it’s this program or something else).
WHERE DO WE MEET?
All individual coaching sessions are done via phone.
You have “Coach in Your Back Pocket” direct messenger access to Dr. JOYLYN Sparkles for the full 3 months of the program; and you can email questions at any time.
You are also invited to join live group coaching on Facebook or YouTube (replays available).
STILL HAVE QUESTIONS?
Schedule a call for clarity and we'll answer any remaining questions you have.